King Car
Created By: Kyle Latino
By the year 2992, the democracy that used to rules the United States
had long since been revealed as the sham it was and was abandoned for
a more stable governmental model, namely Monarchy. There was a long
time of unrest in the transition, and when the dust had settled, the
Chinese had grabbed the West Coast, and the European Union has moved
in to control the East Coast under the guise of humanitarian and peace
keeping operations. The United States of American now only consisted
of the Mid West and Texas.
The first King of the US knew that his station as could not last if
he continued to rule as a "civilized and modern" leader, so he kept
all his governmental agencies and offices entirely mobile, creating
the first guerrilla government. The throne to the US itself was the
drivers seat in the most advanced and most heavily weaponized talking
car in existence, which came to be known as 'King Car'. The US's new
constitution, the Tera-Carta, states that "whosoever sits in the seat
of King Car shall be rightful ruler of the United States of America."

One fateful day, King Spit Hemlock, the third to sit in King Car, was
poisoned by a assassin from the EU Coast while taking a pit stop at a
Stucky's. Realizing his time was short he strangles the assassin and
hops into King Car to speed off the the nearest US citizen he could
find. As his consciousness starts to fade, King Hemlock plows into the
living room of college dropout, Scout McFate. Scout is told that if he
wishes to keep the lordship of King Car out of the hands of Rule
Master General Luise, he must become the next King of the US. King
Spit Hemlock then steps out of the car then dies and falls over,
crushing Scouts coffee table. King Car speaks and says, "The King has
stood up, long sit the King."
The newly crowned King McFate drives off to his best friends house
for some advice, taking with him his monkey, John Wilks Both. While he
is at his friends house, the EU attacks and the young king's friend is
killed. McFate escapes and eventually finds the Guerrilla Government's
Federal Convoy and asked them what to do. Speaker of the House, Nicole
Kickass, suggest a sting operation to lure the Rule Master General
Luise out and take care of him once and for all. She herself
accompanies the King and his monkey on this dangerous gambit.
In the end, King McFate harpoons Rule Master General Luise the face
of Mt. Rushmore, marries Nicole Kickass and continues to rule the
United States of America in King Car.
John Wilks Booth dies.